Search Owner's Dilemma

In my session today at Enterprise Search & Discovery, I finished up with a rendition of the old rhyme called "The Engineer's Dilemma", updated for the folks who manage enterprise search in large organizations. Folks seemed to like it, so I'll share it here for those who were unable to be at the conference. I call it "The Search Manger's Dilemma"

It's not my job to pick our search
The call's not up to me.
It's not my place to say how much
The cost of search should be.
It's not my place to tune the thing, not even do it well,
But let the damn thing miss a page And see who catches hell!

Enjoy!